Authorities said they followed a trail of meat juice to a woman suspected of stealing steak
from a neighbor's barbecue. Calaveras County authorities arrested Lindsey Blackledge for allegedly stealing the steak
off the outdoor grill when her neighbor wasn't looking. The call to Calaveras County Sheriff's Department came at
6:15 p.m. Wednesday from a woman who said she only turned away from the grill briefly to find her meal gone. Authorities
didn't have to bring in the blood hounds to solve the case of the missing meat. ''It had been stolen and a trail of
meat juice was followed up to the next door apartment,'' said sheriff's deputy Blain Smith. The deputies found the
partially cooked meat on a bathroom counter in the apartment occupied by Blackledge. Blackledge was arrested on
suspicion of receiving stolen property and having an outstanding warrant for allegedly stealing stolen property in
an unrelated case. She was being held in Calaveras County jail on $25,000. The steak never made it back to the grill.
''I doubt if it was returned and I don't think they booked it in evidence,'' Smith said. "
This is so bizarre on it's own that I can't think of anything to add. Did you notice that this theft is so serious
that bail is $25,000? And why was the meat in the bathroom? And how could a person ovelook someone taking meat off
the grill if they just turned away "Briefly"? Did the neighbor just run up really fast and grab it and then run away
again? Without being noticed? Or did she, like, crawl along the ground all sneaky-like and hide under the grill until
she saw her chance? And why is it just called "meat"? Not steak, not chicken, not pork...just "Meat"? So many questions....
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