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Best Of The

WORST

Top Picks for Best of the Worst:

Glitter

Gigli

From Justin to Kelly

TO ALL FANS OF HORRIBLE CINEMA:

Want to enjoy a world-famous Trashwire.com Bad Movie Night? It's easy! Check out our top picks for the Best of the Worst above, rent the movies, invite all your friends over, and enjoy!

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BEST OF THE WORST REVIEWS

Click on the links below to read some reviews.

Glitter review from About.com

Crossroads review from leesomvieinfo.com

From Justin To Kelly review from Hollywood.com

Kangaroo Jack review from Hollywood.com

Swept Away review from darkhorizons.com

Pluto Nash review from movieeye.com

Jurassic Park III review from Mediacircus.net

Corky Romano movie review from LouisvilleScene.com

Pootie Tang movie review from Filmcritic.com

Master of Disguise review from TheZReview.co.uk

The Animal review from Rottentomatoes.com

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Here's where you can find some of our favorite movies, CDs, and TV shows. Perhaps this can help you to better understand who we are.

TRASHWIRE PICKS:

Here are a few of our favorites, in no particualr order...

TV: Growing Up Gotti, Curb Your Enthusuasm, Reno 911!, Seinfeld, Chapelle's Show, Arrested Development, So Graham Norton, The Office, South Park, In Living Color, The Simpsons, The Daily Show, Airline, Trading Spouses, Big Brother...

MOVIES: Napoleon Dynamite, The Big Lebowski, Kill Bill I and II, The Good Girl, Fight Club, Fahrenheit 9/11, Mean Girls, Lord of the Rings, Adaptation, Heathers, Whale Rider, The Usual Suspects, Signs, High Anxiety, Pulp Fiction, Orange County, The Graduate, Office Space, Ghost World, Cannibal: The Musical, Run Lola Run, Y Tu Mama Tambien...

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Quick Reviews

Movies

Do you like Ghost World or Welcome to the Dollhouse? Then you'll love Napoleon Dynamite. Go see it, and all your wildest dreams will come true.

-LaTaviya

Television

Just a quick review here:

Fans of Trashwire might also enjoy My Name is Earl on NBC. It's on Tuesday nights and stars Jason Lee. It's actually quite funny for an NBC comedy, I wouldn't even call it a sitcom since that's such a dirty word these days. The jokes are funny and it's done in the new laugh-track-free style pioneered by The Office and Arrested Development.

-LaTaviya

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If you didn't watch Britney and Kevin: Chaotic this time around, be sure to check out the re-runs and marathons MTV keeps showing. I must warn you, this show is only for those with no gag reflex because it will make you throw up if you're not careful. The tag line is "Can you handle our truth?" and, though I could, there are probably many of you who just won't be able to handle Britney's truth.

-LaTaviya

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I must recommend Aqua Teen Hunger Force and Robot Chicken which air during Adult Swim on Cartoon Network. Both shows are hilariously quick witted and feature refreshingly simple animation. TiVo these shows today or rent the Aqua Teen DVDs on Netflix!

-LaTaviya

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Check out Growing Up Gotti, that's all I'm saying. The first season was great because we liked everyone, but now they've shown their true colors and it's fun to watch for new reasons. John is still hot though.

-LaTaviya Goldstein-Martinez

A Reason To Watch

John Gotti Agnello

Music

Annie Lennox' Bare CD is heartfelt and brilliant. When she does the
writing herself her albums are keepers, collaborations and covers...
not so much.
-David House

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Prince's Musicology tour is by far one of the best shows I've ever seen. It's like the best of James Brown and Michael Jackson. Plus, Prince uses a center stage to make the huge arena feel like an intimate club.

-DLS