A woman who kept her husband's decomposing body in their mobile home for a month won't face
criminal charges. Charles Foreman, 54, apparently died of natural causes. Myra Foreman, 51, said she didn't report
his death because the face of the devil prevented her from going through with funeral arrangements, authorities said.
I don't understand this story. Why just a "face"? And notice that it is "a" devil not "The Devil". So basically
Satan sent one of his minions just to stop some woman from burying her husband. And this devil only bothers to show
his face, probably becuase he thinks it is a stupid and boring assignement. Come to think of it that sounds so just
like Clarence. Clarence is a very lazy devil. He doesn't know that there is no "I" in team. He never contributes to
office pools. He doesn't go the extra mile, step up to the plate, or give 150%. Just last month he was written up
for having "a poor attitude, not being a team player, and lack of enthusiasm." So when the supervisor sees the job
order for "Stop Trailer Trash from Burying Husband" he's all "Ha! That little troublemaker Clarence gets this one."
Of course, Clarence is al like "Whatever" and turns in this really lame "face only" performance. So the woman's husband
is lying there all dead and everytime she walks over to bury him Clarence's face appears and he says "Don't. Stop."
and she's all "Well that isn't very scary but I guess I should what the face says because it might be The Devil although
I would think he would put a little more effort into it what with him being the Prince of Darkness and all". So after
about a month Louise next door notices that she hasn't seen Chuck out on the lawn sofa in a while and calls the police
but when they get there Clarence is out sneaking a smoke so they don't see his face and don't believe Myra when she
tells them about it.
The End
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