|
"To my inconvience your supplier has not delievered the textbook in a likely manor."
-college student
"US Customs is fingerprinting all arriving visitors in an effort to keep out foreigners who want to terrorize Americans.
Unfortunately, Celine Dion is already in Vegas."
- Mad TV
"Everyone is entitled to their own opinion, but not their own facts."
- Sen. Daniel Moynihan
"Pat Robertson, Franklin Graham, Jerry Falwell, Benny Hinn, Hal Lindsey, Pastor Hagee influence thousands upon thousands...secure
in the belief that God speaks to these men. What resident inmates of our nation's mental hospitals also hear God speaking
to them but have neither the gift-of-gab nor the wealth to air their views before the world?"
- William A Cook
Roseanne ran her show like Hitler
ran Germany, only with less death-
camps and more Ho-Ho's
- stonedgecko.com
Gossip is just news running ahead
of itself in a red satin dress.
-
Liz Smith
Great people talk about ideas,
average people talk about things,
and
small people talk about wine.
- Fran Lebowitz
Rosie O'Donnell -- that viper
masquerading as a sunny populist -
Camille
Paglia
I'm not really religious but very
spiritual. I give money to this
company
that manufactures hearing
aids on a regular basis. More
people should really hear me sing.
I have a gift from
God.
-Christina Aguilera
Industrialization came to England
but has since left.
PJ O'Rourke
If you're not bitter you can't
have been paying attention.
-Anonymous
|
