Movies:

Best film:

            Team America: World Police

            The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King

Best comedy:

            Napoleon Dynamite

Best dramatic comedy:

            Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

Best suspense:

            Open Water

Best actor:

            Colin Farrell (A Home at the End of the World)

Best actress:

            Uma Thurman (Kill Bill Vol. 2)

            Kate Winslet (Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind)

Best supporting actor:

            Eric Bana (Troy)

Best supporting actress:

            Rachel McAdams (Mean Girls)

Best documentary:

            Fahrenheit 9/11

Best foreign film:

            Whale Rider

Best screenplay:

            Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

            I Heart Huckabees

Best effects:

            The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King

The “Not butt!” award for the best line:

            “There are three kinds of people in this world… dicks, pussies, and assholes…” (Team America: World Police)

Best character:

            Kip (Napoleon Dynamite)

The Leonardo DiCaprio award for excellence in the field of onscreen kissing:

            Viggo Mortensen and Liv Tyler (LOTR:ROTK Coronation sequence)

            Runner up- Brad Pitt and Rose Byrne (Troy “Everyone dies” sequence)

Best smart-ass remark:

            “Your mom goes to college” (Napoleon Dynamite)

Best delivery of an otherwise cheesy line:

            “This day we fight!” (LOTR:ROTK)

Best tear-jerker moment:

            Pai’s school presentation (Whale Rider)

Best funny moment:

            Uncle Rico throws a steak (Napoleon Dyamite)

Best action sequence:

            The battle at Pelinor fields (LOTR:ROTK)

Best DVD special features:

            The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King

The “Cannibal The Musical” award for excellence in the field of commentary:

            Jared Hess, Jon Heder, Jeremy Coon (Napoleon Dynamite)

Most bizarre DVD commentary:

            Anchorman Uncensored DVD commentary

Best movie that looked good but never played in theatres near me:

            Motorcycle Diaries

Culkin of the year:

            Macaulay Culkin (Saved)

Best “bare ass in the moonlight” shot:

            Brad Pitt (Troy)

The “Castaway” award for best performance of an isolated character:

            Johnny Depp (Secret Window)

Best performance by an otherwise annoying star:

            Lindsay Lohan (Mean Girls)

Most overrated film:

            Lost in Translation

Biggest disappointment:

            The Village

The “From Justin to Kelly” award for excellence in the field of bad filmmaking:

            Gigli

The Ben Affleck prize for excellence in the field of bad acting:

The Madonna award for excellence in the field of bad acting:

Worst line:

            “Unpack the snowshoes, we’re walking from here.” (The Day After Tomorrow)

            “Talk to the hand.” (T3: Rise of the Machines)

Worst delivery of an otherwise good line:

Worst scene:

            The architect sequence (The Matrix: Revolutions)

Most eye-rolling moment:

            Anything involving “Those We Do Not Speak Of” (The Village)

Worst effects:

Worst movie I never saw:

            SuperBabies: Baby Geniuses 2

Worst ending:

            The Village

TV:

Best show of the year:

            Arrested Development

Runners up- The Office and Reno 911!

Best episode of the year:

            South Park episode 807: The Jeffersons

Best animated show of the year:

            South Park

Best guest appearance:

            Cheri O’Teri (Curb Your Enthusiasm)

Best line:

            “Are you my Caucasian?!” Larry David

Best DVD set:

            Seinfeld

            The Office: The Complete Collection

Best reality TV show:

            The Surreal Life

            Growing Up Gotti

Worst reality TV show:

            The Benefactor

            The Ashlee Simpson Show

Best guilty pleasure:

            Laguna Beach

Hottest reality TV star:

            John Gotti Agnello (Growing Up Gotti)

Most annoying reality star:

            Jase Wirey (Big Brother)

            Paris Hilton (The Simple Life 2)

Worst show of the year:

            High School Stories (MTV)